i m currently so bored that i am considering rewriting several classical tales for my own amusement...i will rewrite The Return of The Condor Heroes...i will star Ms Piggy, eg.Simzhenyu as Xiaolongnu...she will henceforth be refered to as Xiaozhunu(small pig gal) and Wang Wei Ling as Yang Guo...henceforth known as Zhu Guo(pig pot)... i will make the story to be a parody of Jin Yong's Return of The Condor Heroes...instead of learning divine skills, they will be on their way to eating divine cuisine(not quite the same thing eh?)...haha
for all you people who do not know Simzhenyu and Wangweiling...they are like the lesbian couple in Spider Lilies(however BOTH DOES NOT POSSESS THE BEAUTY OF EITHER OF THE ACTRESSES[come to think of it, they are probably not even worthy of cleaning the spit off either's 3 inch heels])...Simzhenyu have APPALLING personal hygene and disgusting habits...Being near WangWeiLing is like inhaling the stench of a pig sty, dairy farm and goat farm all rolled into one...i believe that analogy is self explaining, and would not go into further details, for fear of my stomach being revolted...by the mere thought of them both....
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