i wan my own personality cult...like Mao...
i need a doctrine for my followers...
i shall call it The Zen of Me
it shall be recorded in a book, called the Yellowpages
I shall start a fashion trend, instead of Mao coats, we shall all have OLIVER COATS!
it shall be in pink, have decorative condoms on it, and all'ya ppl can store ur lovely pink dollar in the suits nicely tailored pockets located around ur waist...it shall be made of SPANDEX..and ppl are required to wear their undies outside...like Batman or Superman...
PS. any comment pls leave on my cbox...i LOVE contradicting myself
PPS. i wanna be mentioned in the same breath as Stalin,Mao and Che Guevara...ALL OF THEM HAVE THEIR OWN PERSONALITY CULT...WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE TOO???!
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