i realised those japanese patriot society that bloomed during the second world war has survived to this age...QBhouse is proof to that...I had my hair shorned there, and i realised they placed HYPNOSCREENS in front of the customers having their hair cut...it shows a loop, repeated over and over about why you should have your hair cut there(reasons include "love for yourself,love for the world,love for world peace..etc etc.") and they show Japanese culture on the video...and i thought the Japanese were indoctrinating people to Japanese culture and their way of life via animation and manga comics...hair cut is the new black in imparting your culture to the world...AWESOME...when i make my personality cult in the near future, i shall be a barber...i wanna be like Freud or Jung...i shall wield the razor, scissors and shaving apparatus with justice, and indoctrinate my loyal legion of slaves...oops...i meant customers...and GATHER MY CULT...i shall make my barber store into a FRANCHISE...and my loyal workers shall spread the word of ME, and pass around the YELLOWPAGES,and HELP ME GAIN MORE FOLLOWERS!! then once i have enough followers, I SHALL OVERTHROW THE WORLD'S GOVERNMENTS, and prevent anarchism from occuring by TAKING UP THE MANTLE OF LEADERSHIP AND SHACKLE THE WORLD...MY DICTATORSHIP SHALL BEGIN!
One step at a time...i shall enrol in ITE for a course in cutting hair...then join some fucked up elitist college to get my degree, join some retarded university and get a bloody PhD or a Masters in cutting some rich asshole's greasy hair...
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