Tuesday...Dumb and Dumber...

School started at 0820 today...
had chinese first(kinda fucking retarded since we took the O lvl paper for MT alr)
then we had POA...i tink today the Ms Z tat short fuck has PMS...sent half the class out...crazy butch...
*the other lessons are not worth mentioning (meaning to say i was there corporeally there, as opposed to my mind and spirit)
then we had the best lesson of the day...
Values Education(replacing the defunct Civils and Morals Education)
MY teacher,Ms O was telling us the importance of Financial Planning today...she started off with a brief introduction, about how SHE saved money today. She has FIVE dollars at the start of the day, and she is still left with FIVE dollars when she came to our class during the last period...Her secret to success? Not high interest banking...not borrowing money from the school loanshark...not finding money on the floor either...her secret was...SHE DEPENDED ON THE ACTS OF CHARITY FROM OTHER TEACHERS! She drove a teacher to school, so this teacher bought her breakfast. Another teacher, our chemistry teacher, Mr T brought her lunch(apparently he forgot to claim payment)...and so Ms O CROWED to us about her SMALL SUCCESS STORY(when i mean small, i meant miniscule,teeny-weeny,microscopic)
Moral of the story is, when u go out to work next time, try to scrimp and save, BE DEPENDANT ON UR COLLEAGUES(good relations go a long way).
Ms O then proceeded to tell us some "real-life" example of a working man, saving for his retirement...
Apparently, he starts work with a annual paycheck of 20K
He ends work at roughly 62yrs old, with a last drawn paycheck of 110000.
He expects to live till 82...supposedly, the amt he needs per yr is 2/3 of his LAST drawn paycheck, which is 76666.66, so he needs roughly 1.5 million to live it till 82(aft which if he's still alive he can choose to depend on govt aid or commit ritual suicide)
Our teacher then proceeded to tell us about the TROUBLES AFTER u win lottery or lucky draws...she asked does any1 noes the problem, i told her about the Income Tax...she tot i was smart and asked hw i noe........zzzz
I tink Ms O was trying to hint to us, that WINNING lottery is EASIER then working...i shall buy Toto on a regular basis now...hope to win a 10mil jackpot, pay 1.5mil of taxes, live my life out with the rest of the 8.5mil...BWAHAHAH