Friday: Some retards had a fight outside my school....two idiots joined gang, called their brudders there to settle a dispute. One called Jeremiah the Joker, and the other is Sabi the Sucker...Sabi tot it would b cool to bring a bicycle chain to the fight. After school, both of them and their morons-in-arms met at the carpark to settle the dispute. Our OMs(overgrown morons) having forseen this situation, called the police. I din gt to see the fight first hand, coz i rushing to meet some1...damn sia i hope at least one of them die...i hope Jeremiah KILLS sabi, then Sabi's rusty chain does its fatal work on Jeremiah's throat....WICKED!...but nothing much happened apparently...checked the papers today, the obituary, and none of their retarded faces shown up....><'' damn On my way to the busstop, some retard bengs "oi" me....i turned around, hands going for my knife and my bat, then the beng demand to noe why i stared at him...i told him i dint, and apologised...he then ask what shirt colour i wearing, meaning wad gang i belong to...i told him i dun wear colour shirts, then walked away...damn lame loh...local ahbeng no style sia....like shit liddat. Saturday: Went for POA class, DIN SEE THE PPL INVOLVED IN THE FIGHT!! muz be seriously wounded....keepin my fingers crossed for a missing testis or an eye....at least some teeth and a fractured arm or leg....haiz. Poa was dull...within 10 mins i was sleeping alr...had this damn particular dream...in it, i was omniscient, and i brought about an eclipse...i then affected the lunar pull, and caused the tides to rise...it was such a pleasant dream...felt like and Angel of Destruction(the red one i hope)...oh yeah i remember, was being offered blood sacrifice...so much blood...almost like a carnage...wonder what this means....Caeser had a dream raping his mommy, and the oracles told him he would rule the world or something....LOLZ! Watched last episode of Condor Heroes....now reading Hannibal Lector...I WAN MY LIVER!!! *****I just learnt of a way to make 250 000 without joining Deal or No Deal...Write a book/script/song or anything that can be used for a lucrative deal, sell it to the leading authorities in the field, and claim royalty...
I wanna write a Korean lovestory-comedy-tragedy-horror-satirical-political-documentary-scific-soapopera type of show....it shall be called "The-Love-of-my-Life-who-is-a-Comic-Stand-up-who-has-died-in-a car-accident- came-back-and-haunt-me-as-a ghost-which-leads me-to-campaign-for-office-for-a-legislation-on ghost-busting-which-leads-to-Aliens-invading-Korea-and-making-a-long-episode-about-it"(SAY IT IN ONE BREATH, OR I WILL SUE U), otherwise known as Korean Scary-cum-Epic-cum-(NEW!)Weird and Eerie Movie ONE!(TM) i expect to recieve 25% royalty, and the storyline must be as i depict it. i would not accept any cheap low budgets proposals...
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